If you are an adult and are wearing a freaking tutu, I don't even know what to say to you. Can I even be real with you? You are not a little girl anymore. The only time it's remotely appropriate for you to be wearing a tutu past elementary age is if you are playing with your child who is of elementary age. I get it- you're feminine and have a child-like spirit, so wear pink or wear a headband or just wear the polka dot top. But please, save the tulle for your daughter. If you HAVE to wear the tulle skirt, we can still be friends...just don't complain to me about your adult boyfriend playing video games. (Pin Win: everything else!)
Ultimately, Pinterest is not to blame for this one....Rihanna and Miley Cyrus are. That being said, WHO IS PINNING THIS?! Why are bowl cuts coming back?! They need to stay where they belong- with the JNCOS, Lee Pipes and my dreams of being the fourth member of Salt n Pepa. If bleaching your eye brows and getting a bowl cut is high fashion, you can find me at Target. Who am I kidding? You can find me there anyway...(Pin Win: hair cut and color ideas...that aren't bowl cuts)
Okay, I admit that this stuff is adorable. I'm sure little girl and baby boy would get a good laugh over snack art, but really?! I'm just teaching them to pray before they eat and be thankful they have food on their plate when so many kiddos don't. Do I really need to cut their cheese into a festive collar and get the grape to magically stay in that gap in order for them to enjoy it? It seems a little excessive to me. Plus, am I the only one with a toddler that literally supervises my time in the kitchen? I'm lucky if I can prep a meal without a baby on my hip the whole time, I can't imagine if I was also plating like this. All my kids care about is getting to help me cook, sitting at the table all together to eat and getting meal time over with so can get back to playing. (Pin Win: meal ideas)
Get it together, people. First of all, I guarantee if you are reading how to flirt with your husband that when you try to execute the tips you are going to look ridiculous (just me?). Secondly, I have to believe that I will never get so out of touch with T that I forget how to connect with him. I don't want to say flirt because flirting is what I did when I was in middle school and judging by the amount of boys that dumped me for the girls that were willing to touch their PART, it didn't get me too far. I agree with the message behind this creepy pin, but you know your husband best. You know what you need to do, so do it. (Pin Win: date night ideas)
I can smell this coat from here. I don't even know what else to say. (Pin Win: I don't know, I'm too distracted by the fringe detailing!)
These are available for purchase on Etsy. I don't know what is more appalling. Wearing slippers that say "Hoochie Mama" on them or wearing maxi-pads on your feet....well really, wearing maxi pads anywhere at anytime other than after child birth (I still dream of that ice diaper...). I also want to know how the originator of the Maxi-Pad Slipper came up with this idea. Did they accidentally step on a pad? Was it just to irresistibly comfortable? I can't. (Pin Win: real red bottoms)
I am ALWAYS up for seeing more Pin Sins, so feel free to share some with me! Until next time...
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